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10 Reasons We All Want Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie To Break Up
While Ian Undercover keeps us updated on the latest Brad/Angelina gossip, I’ll dive into the deeper psychological motivations we all have when evaluating the relationship. Or I’ll make some jokes. Secretly, we have a crush on Brad, right? For some, maybe it’s a man-crush. Others, it’s a crush-crush. We think he’d be a fun guy [...]
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5 Reasons Levi Johnston Should Be Mayor Of Wasilla
We can’t support Levi Johnston’s campaign enough here at 40HTK. Sure, we could donate money, but we’d rather just run this story. Yesterday, it was Chimo Gun. Tomorrow, the mayor’s mansion. Here’s why you should love him too: He’s running out of spite. That’s the greatest quality a leader can have. Pure, baseless spite. It’s [...]
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Montana Fishburne In Playboy? Hustler Is A Better Bet.
TMZ is reporting that Montana Fishburne did “a nude ‘test’ photo shoot” for Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine. If I know Montana, and I think I do, she did the test shoot at Hustler. Larry Flynt is more her style.
Maybe Cats Like Garbage Cans. Should We Lay Off The Cat Lady?
Sean Bonner at Boing Boing does a great job charting the cat-thrown-in-garbage story and 4chan’s involvement. I’ll make a different case. What if cats LIKE being in garbage cans? Maybe that crazy lady was doing the cat a favor. Check out these incriminating pics: photo credit: rochelle, et. al. photo credit: currawongwhisper42 photo credit: Andrea [...]
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More Evidence Supports Fact That Sarah Palin Is Retarded
Jon Stewart made the case last night that Sarah Palin was a hypocrite (via Newser), but I think he meant to say ‘retard’ — which is what Stephen Colbert said a few months ago. Both clips below: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c The Hurt Talker www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show [...]
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Yay, Lindsay Lohan Is Free – Expect Cocaine Demand To Skyrocket
Linday Lohan was released early. The NY Post has the best headline: Early ‘spring’ for Lohan. She can now get back to her porn … er, acting … um, acting in a movie about a pornstar. photo credit: Chesi – Fotos CC
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Pee Wee Herman Writes For Huff Po
Pee Wee, how could you? You’re teaming up with the radical left-wing nut-job site, the Huffington Post? You know what the word of the day is? Traitor! The bow-tie, the suit — you’re a REPUBLICAN! The ambiguous sexuality — that’s Ted Taggard shit. You should be tea-bagging, right? Well, whatever. Enjoy your doughnut burger. I [...]
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48% Support Obama; 29% Support Tea Baggers